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Author Topic: My novel, IT TAKES TWO  (Read 2698 times)
munley
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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2009, 07:07:50 AM »

Ah, yes, the celebrations for the double launchings of this book! Complications are pouring in.

Since I happen to be an American living in the Canadian Maritimes, TWO countries are trying to claim me as their own creative genius. Each country wants to be the first to host a major celebration. Canada insists on a maritime theme. Boat launchings, book launchings. You get the picture. Even though the book launch is not till 2/2/2010, Canada is planning TWO maritime events, which require good weather:

1)        At Lunenburg, Nova Scotia, builder of tall ships, including the replica of the original Bounty, using the original building plans, for the film Mutiny on the Bounty. The fisheries museum there is going to expand their mini-boat launching activity to TWO model ships that tourists get to launch, instead of just one.
          The models, about 6-feet long, are poised to slide into a water tank. Tourists get to use hammers to tap away the structures holding the boats on shore. From now on, the boats will be named The Janice and The Chuckie, after my main characters.

Here is a 58-second video of the Lunenburg Fisheries Museum:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1330383/fisheries_museum_of_the_atlantic_in_nova_scotia_chronicles_canad/

2)   At Halifax Harbour, where I live in an old apartment building looking out on huge, international freighters, tugboats, sailboats, and Canadian military ships, the usual parade of vessels will be supplemented by the International Tall Ships Festival in July.
        The mayor of Halifax is logging onto this querytracker site for any suggestions on how to turn this event into one that primarily celebrates the lauching of my book.

http://www.tallshipsnovascotia.com/pages/TallShipsAtlanticChallengeRace.aspx

No word yet on what the United States intends to do about Canada’s claims of me as their author. President Obama says he hopes that this matter can be settled diplomatically.
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 12:47:26 PM »

Dude...... you SERIOUSLY need to make a mockumentary about the launching of this novel!  Grin

I would watch it!  With TWO bowls of popcorn!
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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 12:54:19 PM »

(snort) My music player was playing Garth Brooks' "Two Pina Coladas" when I read this.
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2009, 01:00:37 PM »



I can't wait to see the film AND the mockumentry!  They could play them as a double feature at the local twin cinema, and I'm sure they'll both get two thumbs up.
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2009, 01:02:13 PM »



I can't wait to see the film AND the mockumentry!  They could play them as a double feature at the local twin cinema, and I'm sure they'll both get two thumbs up.

 Rofl3
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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2009, 04:20:58 PM »

That's TWO funny!

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« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2009, 06:16:44 PM »

Is it true you based your MC on the Doublemint twins?  Smiley

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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2009, 07:57:20 PM »

Alas. I just got a double whammy. In the interest on international stability, both the United States and Canada have pressured the publishers to forgo publishing my novel, IT TAKES TWO.

Doubleday and Flanker Press (Newfoundland) caved in to Obama and Stephen Harper, respectively. However, the Fisheries Museum in Nova Scotia has decided to keep the names for the double launches of their model ships, The Janice and The Chuckie, in honor of the two main characters in my book.

I may have to resort to a European publisher. Any suggestions?
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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2009, 02:20:45 PM »

Ok now that was funny.
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2010, 11:05:26 AM »

Hey, this book has a second chance! Ten agents have just asked me for an exclusive full!
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2010, 08:53:48 PM »

5 x 2 publishers??  that is TWO five times...or 5...TWO TIMES!  amazing!

are you sending two fulls TWO each publisher, you know, just TWO make sure they got it?  TWO times the fun!

congrats.  twice!
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