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joanjunkmail

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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2007, 12:08:34 PM »


thanks, and WOW! he IS cute....yum!
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2007, 12:11:57 PM »

Oh well, he ain't gonna be my agent. But if he picks you, feel free to give me vicarious thrills  ;)  ;)
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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2007, 02:14:51 PM »

Wait - are we allowed to be lusting after agents here? 

What is this - the QT Hot Tub or something?!

"Dear Agent,

I understand that you do not represent commercial fiction, but I'm querying you anyway because you are a total hottie and I think we should explore many waterfalls together..."
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2007, 02:43:34 PM »

are you SURE you're not a romance writer, audal?
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2007, 03:15:43 PM »

OK, I confess.

  hearts Danielle Steele
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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2007, 04:22:56 PM »

I think lusting after any agent is against everything we stand for!!  It's us agianst them, until one of them represents us, that is. 
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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2007, 04:56:57 PM »

OK, I confess.

  hearts Danielle Steele
umm, I'm pretty sure she's too old for you!
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2007, 05:16:52 PM »

OK, I confess.

  hearts Danielle Steele
umm, I'm pretty sure she's too old for you!

ummm, I believe he's confessing to being Danielle Steel, not lusting after her (her agent, now, that's another question entirely)
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2007, 05:29:49 PM »

OK, I confess.

  hearts Danielle Steele
umm, I'm pretty sure she's too old for you!

 Cry Why you gotta rain all over my dream like that?

OK, new girlfriend.  Renee Zellweger.  Can you grant me that one? 

Remember, unhappy faces on mantels can bring a whole household down.
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« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2007, 06:17:30 PM »

alright. One Renee Z. coming right up...since you and Lo aren't getting your leftover tonight (no one but me is home, and I don't feel like making myself anything to eat)
So you can just eat Ms. Zellweger!
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« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2007, 06:26:54 PM »

...  Yeah, I'll let it go...
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« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2007, 06:54:29 PM »

So, now loth has claimed the devil/bow down emote....grrrr. why didn't I think of that?
too bad!
 Kneel Suckers
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« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2007, 07:12:03 PM »

I WIN!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2007, 07:28:35 PM »

except... you didn't use any words.... isn't this a writers' site?
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« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2007, 09:09:36 PM »

I use words all the time.  Now I'm just having fun.
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