Exploring You're Inner Self-Esteem Problems

[rboyne]

Dear Big Time Agent,

I have attached my 398,332 words manuscript intitled "Exploring You're Inner Self-Esteem Problems".  Their is really no need for more additional explanations as the title says it all.

I'll give you a week to get back to me with an offer.  I think that with a book that has this many words, I deserve to have at least a six figure advance.  I don't want to take a tax hit on this, so I would really perfer cash.

Also, I think th

If you don't get back to me with in a week, I have a whole bunch of other agents on a list, so you need to know you get first jump at this.  I'm doing you a really big favor by giving   it to you 1st.



Sincerely,

Makeme Rich

[Starry Eyed]

 

If only we could really send query's like this to agents.