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Title: To Whom It May Concern
Post by: DaffodilDaisy on June 21, 2022, 08:35:54 PM
Dear Agent,

My book is a guaranteed bestseller. It is going to be the best story ever. What is it about? Well that’s is impossible to put into words. It has no genre, because I am an original human being and cannot be put in any box or category. I have the whole idea in my head, I just need to write it down. I can just see the whole thing. Please write me back, if you do not, it will be you’re loss!

Regards,
Your Next Danielle Steel
Title: Re: To Whom It May Concern
Post by: Tabris on June 27, 2022, 06:36:47 AM
Dear Daffodil Daisy:

Your manuscript certainly sounds intriguing. Please send my preferred number of pages to my secret submissions email address, and visualize a big ole check in your head. Although come to think of it, someone as original and unboxable as yourself is probably not at all motivated by money, and you won't want to be linked by something as inflexible as a contract. You are a free spirit who should not be limited by the laws of the State of New York. I do wish you the best of luck with that huge idea in your head that you can play like a movie every night as you go to sleep, unfettered and filled with pure potential.

Sincerely,
Agent