Now look what you've done, Mooky.

Scene District 12. A cock crows. Two girls rise from bed.
Prim: Morning, Katniss.
Katniss: Morning, Prim. You're looking lovely this morning.
Prim: I wish I looked as lovely as you.
Katniss: Oh, pshaw. You're like all blonde and pretty and stuff. I'm like dark and skinny and crap.
Prim: Oh, yeah? Then how come I don't have a bunch of hot guys following me around everywhere I go?
Katniss: Them? They're just being polite and stuff. They pity me because my dad dying and crap. God damn, I'm hungry.
Prim: Oh, no! Why didn't you say something sooner. I'll go milk my goat!
Mother enters
Mom: Katniss. How are you this morning.
Katniss: (under her breathe) Well I'm cold and I'm hungry and I have a crick in my neck. But if I tell you any of that, you'll just be miserable worrying about me all day. You deserve some happiness, so I'll pretend I'm fine.
Mom: What was that?
Katniss: I said I'm fine.
Mom: Are you sure?
Katniss: Yes, mom, I'm sure. Now leave me alone and think of yourself for a change.
Mom: Ok, if you insist. I just wanted to bring you this dress and draw you a bubblebath and brush your hair and give you a makeover with all this stuff that I just spent my life savings on.
Katniss: Why?
Mom: Because you're the best daughter ever, and I can't have people thinking I don't appreciate it.
Katniss: Whatever.
[An hour later there is a knock on the door]
Peeta: Wow! You look beautiful!
Katniss: No I don't, but thanks anyway.
Gale: Hey Katniss, I'm here to walk you to the quad.
Peeta: No, I'm here to walk her to the quad.
[Give each other dirty looks]
Katniss: You can both walk me to the quad. Peeta, can you, like, go get Prim?
[To Gale after he leaves] I'm sorry I made out with Peeta. I only did it to make you jealous.
Gale: That's ok. I forgave you a long time ago.
Katniss: Only, now, I'm like, starting to fall for him, so I can't decide which of you I like better.
Gale: Take all the time you need, Catnip. I'm not going anywhere.
[Prim and Peeta return and they walk]
Peeta: You know, Katniss. You should consider becoming a career tribute. You'd win for sure.
Gale: Yeah. Then we can all hang out together at the winners' village.
Katniss: No way.
Prim: Oh, come on. The other tributes will surrender when they see how awesome you are.
Katniss: You guys are so funny.
Prim: Oh shoot. They are drawing the names already.
Effie: And the male tribute is: Peeta Mallarky!
Peeta: Gack!
Gale: Haha. Guess who has two thumbs and is going to end up with Katniss by default. This guy!
Prim: Oh, snap!
Katniss: Shush. They are announcing the female tribute.
Effie: And for female tribute: Primrose Everdeen!
Prim: No! Oh, no! They can't pick me! I'm the only doctor in the village! What if Katniss gets sick! I'm going to be so worried I won't be able to sleep! I'll lose for sure!
Katniss: Fiiiiine. I volunteer!
Crowd: KAT NISS! KAT NISS! KAT NISS!
Prim: Nooo!!! You can't take her! I won't let you!
Katniss: Oh come, on Prim, you suck at fighting and you know it. The guys are right. I'm going to win for sure.