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Author Topic: GRANNY'S GOT BITE QUERY  (Read 10093 times)
BeronikaKeres
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« on: September 15, 2015, 12:11:06 PM »

Dear whoever is lucky enough to receive this query,

Meet Betsy, a 92 year old Walmart greeter. During one of her night-shifts, she meets a mysterious man who tells her he can cure of her hip pain and save her from impending death. Feeling as though she has nothing to lose, she follows him out into the dead of night. After learning he is a vampire, she allows him to bite her, changing her life forever. Betsy is pleased to find that not only has her joint pain and arthritis has disappeared, but that being a vampire comes with ultimate sex appeal. Since no man can resist her, she goes out to win the heart of as many young men as she can.

Join Betsy on her journey of, "Sh!t, I my fang-tures fell out of my mouth again!"

GRANNY'S GOT BITE is complete at 500,001 words. My book is for Adults, and is an erotic, heartwarming fantasy tale. It might actually create a genre of it's own! It's going to be a series, and I already have 28 more books planned.

I know my query is short, but I know I don't have to write much to convince you of what a best-seller this will be.

Sincerely,
Pls I'm desperate.



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Eye right store ease.


« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2015, 02:59:37 PM »

Fang-tures!  Instant classic!   Smiley
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Panic in human form


« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2015, 03:23:01 PM »

This is great!
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2015, 03:30:15 PM »

My mind goes to the weirdest places when I'm tired haha
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Picture of Me and one of the Twins (Chloe)


« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2015, 03:45:56 PM »

other than the obviously missing "Well this sucks" line, I fully approve of this book.
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2015, 03:46:59 PM »

Imagine actual vamp grannies though....  Cry
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2016, 10:47:30 PM »

Get that lady some poligrip!
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2016, 10:10:58 AM »

This is awesome!  Grin
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