Ha!!! I totally will. Okay everyone, come up with what I should say and I'll send it off to her. I have no idea where she got my info from, which is kind of freaking me out a bit...could she have gotten it from here if she created an account? If so she might be sending emails to other people as well....
How about,
Dear Ms. Rooney,
I was very excited to get your email! Wow, an actual agent wants me? I'm just speechless!! I did a little checking around on this site I've been on lately, QueryTracker.net, have you heard of it? They have you listed with a skull and crossbones but I couldn't figure out what that means. Do you specialize in pirate stories? Mine is a Victorian romance, but I could write a pirate story for my next book. Anyhow, I'd love to send you my manuscript. I charge a $60 reading fee and must be reimbursed for all shipping expenses. If this is acceptable I will send you my manuscript right away.
Thanks so much!!