Thanks for starting this Alythia! Good idea to consolidate all the worry and anxiety in one thread.

Oh, the neurosis train. It never stops. One of my unagented friends told me "You have an agent! You have it all! You should feel confident and great!" And I'm like, um, I'm more neurotic than ever, sorry.

1. When did you first go on sub?
November.
2. How many editors are still reading?
I believe 12. 15-17 went out between mid-October and February, all accepted. 4 or 5 rejections, 2 of them very complimentary with one nice note. Other than further requests to read, no further yes/no responses since Jan 1.

1 of the "still reading" is an R&R as documented in other threads. She requested the R&R in mid-December, sent a gigantic edit letter in early January, and revision was sent to her on March 10. Yeah, just a little nervous on that one since 1) the editor said her goal was to push it to acquisitions after one round of revisions 2) my agent said I nailed the revisions and more. My agent said to expect some kind of word in about a month given the editor's enthusiasm and relatively short turnaround on the initial pass. So you can bet that I look at the calendar every day and think "IS THIS THE DAY?!?!?!"
3. Has your agent nudged or submitted to new editors?
He's done three rounds of subs. The first was 10, the next were 2-3 each just to keep things rolling.
4. Do you have any nails left?
NO!

Plus I have weird nightmares about the R&R editor. Literally. The other night I had a dream that she made the offer but it was contingent on me writing a 100,000 word book covering the history of rock music in the 1990s, due in a week. In my dream, I'd started outlining it and when I woke up, my mind continued that process and it took me about a minute to shake out of it.
5. Do you have anything exciting in the works that you can't really talk about? Hehe (Blink once for yes)
There's a pretty high-profile SF contest with winners announced on 3/31. My agent and several pubbed SF authors vetted my entry and said stuff like "if you don't place, it's a travesty" so I am cautiously optimistic. In the meantime, my agent loved the premise of a previously shelved MS and we are working on revisions for that. That's been helpful to keep my mind occupied.
Hopefully others have had more traction in 2016!