Dear Agent,
I got the idea for my story while

and listening to my favorite

and drinking lots of

mixed with

, so I know it's good.

It's got

people and some

's who

some

people. There is even a

between

and people who

. And because I have so much going on, I even have ninjas battling people with flame-throwers, as demonstrated in the next line so you can see I do a lot of showing in my novel.
The first group of people are fighting for

, the others for the

, which is dumb because it'll only make them

because, c'mon, the cake has eyes. That can't be good. And no one is eager to

, so the drama is prolonged.
In the background of the story, a zombie violinist plays a haunting tune.

I know the zombie market is saturated right now, but c'mon, a zombie violinist is

unique.
I'm ready to be a

, I'm ready to make

, so sign me or I'll stalk you.


is a 65,000 word commercial novel that will make you

, make you

. It might even make you

.
Thank you for your time and consideration.