Dear Agent,
I got the idea for my story while
and listening to my favorite
and drinking lots of
mixed with
, so I know it's good.
It's got
people and some
's who
some
people. There is even a
between
and people who
. And because I have so much going on, I even have ninjas battling people with flame-throwers, as demonstrated in the next line so you can see I do a lot of showing in my novel.
The first group of people are fighting for
, the others for the
, which is dumb because it'll only make them
because, c'mon, the cake has eyes. That can't be good. And no one is eager to
, so the drama is prolonged.
In the background of the story, a zombie violinist plays a haunting tune.
I know the zombie market is saturated right now, but c'mon, a zombie violinist is
unique.
I'm ready to be a
, I'm ready to make
, so sign me or I'll stalk you.
is a 65,000 word commercial novel that will make you
, make you
. It might even make you
.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
