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Offline 007 fan

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the future of querying
« on: May 12, 2016, 04:27:16 PM »
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Dear Agent,

I got the idea for my story while :shower: and listening to my favorite :band: and drinking lots of :wine: mixed with :koolaid:, so I know it's good. ;D

It's got :inocent: people and some :angel:'s who :box: some  >:D people. There is even a  :draw: between :ban: and people who :moom:. And because I have so much going on, I even have ninjas battling people with flame-throwers, as demonstrated in the next line so you can see I do a lot of showing in my novel.

  :ninja:      :flame:
The first group of people are fighting for :zen2:, the others for the :cake:, which is dumb because it'll only make them :sick1: because, c'mon, the cake has eyes. That can't be good. And no one is eager to :flag:, so the drama is prolonged.

In the background of the story, a zombie violinist plays a haunting tune. :v: I know the zombie market is saturated right now, but c'mon, a zombie violinist is :censored: unique.

I'm ready to be a :celeb:, I'm ready to make :$:, so sign me or I'll stalk you. :m:

:werd: is a 65,000 word commercial novel that will make you :rof2:, make you :cry:. It might even make you :mad:.



Thank you for your time and consideration.

:wacky:

 






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Re: the future of querying
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2016, 04:30:50 PM »
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Re: the future of querying
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2016, 05:06:54 PM »
 :clap: :clap: :clap:

I thought this premise sounded  :up:. It cheered me up on a day that had me feeling  :badday:. Where do I send the contract?

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Re: the future of querying
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2016, 05:40:51 PM »
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Re: the future of querying
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2016, 05:41:55 PM »
:clap: :clap: :clap:

I thought this premise sounded  :up:. It cheered me up on a day that had me feeling  :badday:. Where do I send the contract?

Glad it brought some cheer. You can send the contract to the man in the moon, he'll make sure I get it. ; )
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Re: the future of querying
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2016, 04:41:15 AM »
Whoa.
*blink*
How long did that take you? That took effort, man!

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Re: the future of querying
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2016, 04:30:47 PM »
Whoa.
*blink*
How long did that take you? That took effort, man!

It took less than an hour because for some reason, fake queries are a breeze for me.  :)
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Re: the future of querying
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2016, 11:48:48 AM »
 :cheer: This was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

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Re: the future of querying
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2016, 05:21:07 AM »
:cheer: This was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

You're welcome.  ;D  And karma for all the feedback I've seen you give to people's work.  :)
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Re: the future of querying
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2017, 08:50:28 PM »
 :award:

HAHA! You deserve some karma for that.
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