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Offline audal

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Non-Fiction Query
« on: August 19, 2007, 11:11:50 PM »
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Dear Agent,

I am seeking representation for my completed non-fiction book titled Who Needs 'Em: 12 Easy Steps Toward Getting Your Novel Published Without A Literary Agent.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Best,
Audal
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Re: Non-Fiction Query
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2007, 11:21:11 PM »
 :rof3:  I'd like to preorder some copies now. 

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Re: Non-Fiction Query
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2007, 11:31:54 PM »
You're already on the complimentary copy list. 

I'm sure I'll be flooded with calls & emails from agents tomorrow morning, so this'll be on shelves pretty quick.
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Re: Non-Fiction Query
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 07:45:49 AM »
 :rof2:

(is it counter-productive for writers to depend so much on emoticons?)

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Re: Non-Fiction Query
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 09:13:12 PM »

(is it counter-productive for writers to depend so much on emoticons?)

I bow down to you, oh great one, and whilst I bow down, I draw my guns in a salute to you and the accomplishment of your new non-fiction saga, which is sure to find representation with the first agent who reads this eloquent query.

Or I could just go

:bow::draw::up:

Your choice.  :wink:
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Re: Non-Fiction Query
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 09:24:37 PM »
Very eloquent.   :clap:

And I like the new avatar.

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Re: Non-Fiction Query
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 10:01:16 AM »
Thanks.

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Re: Non-Fiction Query
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 12:40:25 AM »
Okay, after I send out the most inovative book query, I'll send out this one. What do y'all think?


PS. I just opened a new email account for this purpose.

iammenotyou@hotmail.com
« Last Edit: April 17, 2008, 02:48:11 PM by sarahjen »

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Re: Non-Fiction Query
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2008, 11:42:27 AM »
Karma for this one Audal! lmao
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