Author Topic: Dear Future Agent  (Read 6250 times)

gckatz

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Dear Future Agent
« on: October 05, 2016, 05:15:11 PM »
Dear future agent
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me to a con
I deserve it, hon
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me righter
I'll be the perfect writer
Writing mysteries
Write-writing what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and meeting my deadlines
I never wrote a hook
But I can write a book
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and sell my foreign rights
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

Dear future agent,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future agent,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know you'll never see your other clients more than me

Future agent, better love me right

Offline Pandean

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Re: Dear Future Agent
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2016, 05:54:11 PM »
Omg

I'm dead

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Re: Dear Future Agent
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2016, 08:32:49 PM »
So many of these in this forum have me cracking up. I agree with Pandean that this is Genius!  :clap:

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Re: Dear Future Agent
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2017, 12:58:16 AM »
HAHA.
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