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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« on: December 27, 2008, 03:18:46 PM »
The Rules

I will start by asking a question. The next person posts two things: an answer to my question, then a question of their own. The person after that responds to that persons question, and so on and so forth. It's helped cure writers block as well as promote procrastination. So here we go!

Q: Where does rain come from?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 04:50:45 PM »
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A. God.
Q. Who is God?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2008, 06:13:21 PM »
A.  The creator of real aloe vera, among other things.  Duh. ;D
Q.  Why do toenails grow?
(I hate those brochures about various things that say there's no such thing as a stupid question.  Seriously, what were they thinking???)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2008, 08:18:45 PM »
A: Our bodies exert so much pressure on our feet, waste is pushed out of the ends of our toes, thus toenails.

Q: If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but what if you give a man a laundry hamper?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2008, 08:57:55 PM »
A: He'll still continue to throw his socks on the floor. (A mere two feet from the hamper)

Q: Why do cats purr?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2008, 10:34:47 PM »
beacuse the little squirl inside their heads has to run extra fast to think of what the cat will make you do next..

Q) How long is forever?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2008, 10:48:45 PM »
Question: Are we there yet?

Answer:  NO! 

 

Question:  Do fish drink water?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2008, 10:54:55 PM »
A: Only if it's a dry wedding.

Q: Where was Santa Claus when baby Jesus was born?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2008, 02:30:06 AM »
A: - Contemplating his role on Earth...

Q:  What color is the sky ...really?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2008, 07:13:10 PM »
A:  The sky, opposed to the popular belief of blue or black, is completely purple… and green.

Q:  What are crayons made of?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2008, 07:59:46 PM »
A:  The sky, opposed to the popular belief of blue or black, is completely purple… and green.

Q:  What are crayons made of?
A: Kid snot and horse hooves.  Sometimes we call that wax.

Q: How does a moon dog appear?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2008, 10:30:44 PM »
A: By leaving a hot dog on your windowsill overnight.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2008, 10:33:02 PM »
A:  Both.

Q:  What does it mean when a raven flies over your head one minute after noon while you are sipping a lemonade slushie and trudging through a meadow full of daisies?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2008, 12:29:27 AM »
A) Don't Sneeze

Q) Is there only one reality?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2008, 12:40:43 AM »
A:  Recreational sports.

Q:  Isn’t it a pleasure to have an old friend visit from afar? [Kongfuzi/Confucius]