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Offline Noctleigh

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2008, 11:07:05 PM »
A: Only when their kids don't trash the place.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2009, 03:27:52 PM »
A:  To escape the undead Turkish delight.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2009, 06:37:36 PM »
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Question:  A man goes out on a horse on Thursday and returns on Thursday but is gone only three days, how is this possible?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2009, 06:58:27 PM »
A: The horse's name is Thursday! (I've actually heard that one. ;D)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2009, 05:16:32 AM »
A:  Half-way to nowhere.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2009, 09:02:19 AM »
A: In the annexed, free-state of Munchkinland. That's where Sir Brr, the cowardly lion, ran into Elphie, told her that her son would be seduced by the power of Emerald City, and that she should get over her daddy issues. This all happened before she set him on fire, of course.

A: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2009, 05:09:30 PM »
A: In the annexed, free-state of Munchkinland. That's where Sir Brr, the cowardly lion, ran into Elphie, told her that her son would be seduced by the power of Emerald City, and that she should get over her daddy issues. This all happened before she set him on fire, of course.

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A: Because Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2009, 09:20:11 PM »
A: Of course not.  If there was, what would we write about?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2009, 09:30:53 PM »
A: He makes a razor out of a seashell and gets up before the rest of the cast and crew to maintain the myth that he simply cannot grow facial hair.  :eek:

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2009, 09:38:02 PM »
A: they'd be mistaken for golfers.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2009, 09:59:46 PM »
A: An ancient, nomadic dryer civilization, known only as Them, hunt socks during each cycle, then take the largest kills with them when they move on to another dryer.  And the hunt begins again.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2009, 10:06:21 PM »
A: No, Originally the soda was created as a stomach remedy similar to Pepto Bismal.  Back then, printing colors were limited.  The color red, it's number of synonyms and ingredients is purely coincidental. (I heard this question while I was in medical school.)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2009, 10:09:45 PM »
A: Nothing.  Snails don't talk.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2009, 10:23:36 PM »
A. because female betta's chase pretty things.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2009, 04:26:45 PM »
A.  It's all the S--- they step in regularly. (what - I was going to say "stuff"!)
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