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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2009, 05:12:02 PM »
A: The competition for alpha males, and the butt patting for the rest of us.  ;D

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2009, 06:01:23 PM »
A: Skittles!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2009, 06:12:37 PM »
a.  2 letters
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2009, 06:18:58 PM »
A: Because whoever is saying it has "yes" in their eyes.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2009, 07:01:53 PM »
A. Because its crazy kookie fun!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2009, 09:05:26 AM »
A: There's food there. There is no better reason to be there.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2009, 12:54:19 PM »
A:  You would win a million dollars.  Then the world would self-destruct.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2009, 03:24:07 PM »
A: Go team.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2009, 03:36:14 PM »
A: If it's worn in the dark, they look identical.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2009, 04:32:22 PM »
A: Alfred Hitchcock.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2009, 09:10:50 PM »
A: Frog's wort, devil's tongue, and cat's toes paste, with a pinch of salt.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2009, 09:51:21 PM »
A. Intersecting llama's or two old men on a mountain, wearing thongs, and duking it out.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2009, 12:16:32 AM »
A: They wash the cardboard with cheerios. Otherwise it'd smell like burnt rubber, and we don't want that.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2009, 05:01:13 AM »
A: Well, they've gotta tell the movers something before they drop the box of china.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2009, 06:14:29 AM »
A. To keep the goats from nipping at their pantlegs.

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