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Author Topic: My new query for the New Year  (Read 1399 times)
Munley
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« on: January 01, 2017, 08:29:05 AM »

[with 100% credit to the Beatles for this great idea, not to mention the lyrics. You can listen to them singing my query letter here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC2-fv6CFsc  ]


Dear Sir or Madam,

Will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear,
And I need a job,
So I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

It's a dirty story of a dirty man,
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
His son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job,
But he wants to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few.
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I could make it longer if you like the style.
I can change it 'round,
And I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

If you really like it you can have the rights.
It could make a million for you overnight.
If you must return it you can send it here,
But I need a break,
And I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer...


Songwriters: John Lennon / John Winston Lennon / Paul Mccartney / Paul James Mccartney
Paperback Writer lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2017, 01:08:23 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2017, 12:57:22 AM »

 clap clap clap clap clap
Hilarious.
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