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Offline OkwuNanya01

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Dear Lovely Agent...
« on: June 05, 2018, 08:10:20 PM »
This is my first time doing something like this so...yeah! I apologize if this is lame
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Dear Lovely Agent,

Hello Lovie! How are you? Good? Well, isn't that grand! Anywho, I have an absolutely positively wonderful book for you! In fact, it is so wonderful that I know once it is published, it will sell a billion copies! That's right: a BILLION! We would be so lavishly rich! The book is about someone who is this and that, and they do this and that so they can save this and that. If you want to know all the details, well just READ the dang book. I attached the document below. It is about 1,000,000 words, so... HAPPY READING!!! I have to go for now! Kisses all around! MUH! MUH! Email me with response in 3 days! Too-Da-Loo!

Sincerely,

The World's Greatest Author :) ;D :) ;D :) :) ;D :) ;D :) ;D :) ;D :) ;D
From your lovely writing friend,

Okwu N'anya

Offline Kp2710

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Re: Dear Lovely Agent...
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2018, 01:30:05 PM »
Have you any other fulls out? Can you take a call, like now? :wag:

A very intrigued agent

Offline jcwrites

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Re: Dear Lovely Agent...
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2018, 03:58:50 PM »
Call, hell. I've booked you a first-class flight to NYC. MacMillan's headquarters, Monday @ ten a.m. Be there!

(signed)

Just Another Self-Effacing Agent

Offline OkwuNanya01

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Re: Dear Lovely Agent...
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2018, 09:55:31 AM »
Have you any other fulls out? Can you take a call, like now? :wag:

A very intrigued agent

I did send this to other agents, but they didn't respond. So, I will gladly take your call!
From your lovely writing friend,

Okwu N'anya

Offline OkwuNanya01

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Re: Dear Lovely Agent...
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2018, 09:56:09 AM »
Call, hell. I've booked you a first-class flight to NYC. MacMillan's headquarters, Monday @ ten a.m. Be there!

(signed)

Just Another Self-Effacing Agent

I'm packing my bags right now!
From your lovely writing friend,

Okwu N'anya