This is my first time doing something like this so...yeah! I apologize if this is lame
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Dear Lovely Agent,
Hello Lovie! How are you? Good? Well, isn't that grand! Anywho, I have an absolutely positively wonderful book for you! In fact, it is so wonderful that I know once it is published, it will sell a billion copies! That's right: a BILLION! We would be so lavishly rich! The book is about someone who is this and that, and they do this and that so they can save this and that. If you want to know all the details, well just READ the dang book. I attached the document below. It is about 1,000,000 words, so... HAPPY READING!!! I have to go for now! Kisses all around! MUH! MUH! Email me with response in 3 days! Too-Da-Loo!
Sincerely,
The World's Greatest Author
