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Query for Charlotte's Web of Deceit
« on: February 08, 2021, 01:30:05 PM »
Dear Agent Orange of Happy Times Press,

I am submitting my work Charlotte's Web of Deceit, a tell-all book about life of a secret agent Charlotte T. Spinner. In the story she confesses her role as the babushka lady in the JFK assassination, how she help fake the moon landing , and her what happened to that rat-snitch after the incident in Roswell. The story further dives into the manipulations of 3rd-world banana republics with fellow agent Wilbur "Piggy" Bakon, and programming sleeper Manchurian candidates with Dr. Dorian "50-Shades" Gray.

This is a delightful tail of whimsy for the whole family. Parents can teach children of all ages science, the art of government toppling, love and devotion to the family, and what happens to snitches. Spoiler altert: they get stitches and end up in ditches.

Thank you in advance for taking the time to read my query.

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