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Offline JCFMathieson

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Bad Query Letter:
« on: November 16, 2022, 01:29:45 PM »
Hey Agent!

My Uncle is Tony Soprano, and he agrees this is a great novel! It's got suspense, sex, violence, family issues, plenty of drug use, and it's about the time I was 21 and my girlfriend was 16! It's okay though, Tony and my dad approved. She is carrying our kid, and it will be trained in the family business!

You are going to sign me, aren't you?

Good!

Thats what I thought!

See you soon.

Vinny.