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Offline DrCCat

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RE: Your book wasn't a fit for us
« on: January 03, 2023, 06:50:30 AM »
Dear person who rejected my query,

After reading your rejection, I'm sorry but I will have to reject your rejection. Unfortunately your rejection does not sound like a fit for me at this time, and so I will have to accept your acceptance instead.

Best of luck with your future query rejections, and I hope you'll soon find someone else to reject in the future.

In the meantime, I will be fowarding the rest of the 857,000 pages of my book "Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying" to your office by three trucks this week.

Sincerely,

Dr. Victor William Wolfeschlegel­steinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolfhundert­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­von­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­genacht­mit­tungstein­und­sieben­iridium­elektrisch­motors­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nachbarschaft­der­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neue­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum Jr.
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