Ophelia Scrapp
Scrapp Literary Agency
The Bronx, NY
Dear Sir or Madam:
Will you read my book? It took me years to write; will you take a look? It's based on a novel by a man named Lear, and I need a job. So, I want to be a paperback writer.
It's the dirty story of a dirty man, and his clinging wife doesn't understand. His son is working for the Daily Mail. It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer.
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few; I'll be writing more in a week or two. I can make it longer if you like the style. I can change it round; and, I want to be a paperback writer,
If you really like it you can have the rights. It could make a million for you, overnight!
Sincerely,
Ms. Ima Sau
P.S. If you must return it, you can send it here. But I need a break, and I want to be a paperback writer.
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