Bueno Y'all

[Alien]

Welcome.


Coll

So good to see someone who's not a leaning hunky man. Nice ta meetcha Coll(een?)

[Alien]

to the looney bin QT boards Alien!

Abi

Methinx that's the dark hole of addiction to be avoided until all defenses have failed. Thanks for saying hello!

[Alien]

welcome!  i just think those avatars were playing a game of slowmoving hokeypokey.

For some reason I thought that said "hockey" pokey and had this image of a couple guys slapping their gloves down on the ice, ripping their helmets off... and just poking at each other: "No you hit me first" *poke* "No, you were the one" *poke*... okay I amuse myself sometimes. Thanks for the hello--nice leaning picture, at least a female. Almost thought it was an actual till I spotted that big loopy "L", yup, masters of observation (after about the fifth look) are we all.

[Alien]

hey there!
hope you find this place helpful! (of course you will  )

I like foisted self-fulfilling prophecies, at least the positive kind. Thanks so much for the promise--gonna hold you 2-it.

[Alien]

Hi and welcome!  I'm afraid this place is impossibly addictive, but we are also pretty good at forcing some work from each other as well   

Ahhh, so I've joined a workforce. How are the unemployment bennies if I get fired? Nice of you to stop and say hello!

[Alien]

Except most of your "guys" seem to be women!

Why, Mr. Alien, you do say the nicest things! 

You have a faux gush that's realllllllllly good. How are you at a swoon? You know how long it's been since I saw my last swoon? And pining... can you pine? If you can hanker too... well I just might load-up the truck and leave it all behind... LOL.

[Emeraldsky]

I'm sorry- but sometimes smilies just say it all. 
Welcome to the clan.

[Patrick]

Hi Alien.  There was a time when I was always first to welcome new members, but I can't keep up with this crowd anymore.  They're just too enthusiastic (but that's a good thing.)

Anyway, we guys are greatly outnumbered around here, and as you discovered, the avatars are very misleading (or should that be mis-leaning?) 

[Alien]

I'm sorry- but sometimes smilies just say it all. 
Welcome to the clan.

I sense a losing battle on the anti-smilie front--as long as you don't do it while I'm eating or inside the car I guess i can tolerate.

[Alien]

I'm sorry- but sometimes smilies just say it all. 

Ain't it the truth!
Perspicacity Karma for Ms. Emsky! 

Thread highjacker... got my eye on you (almost tempted to find a one-eyed smiley... but I won't... if you never start in the first place...)

[Alien]

Hi Alien.  There was a time when I was always first to welcome new members, but I can't keep up with this crowd anymore.  They're just too enthusiastic (but that's a good thing.)

Anyway, we guys are greatly outnumbered around here, and as you discovered, the avatars are very misleading (or should that be mis-leaning?) 

Hey Patrick--nice digs you got here. Yeah, I know how web management can grow from obsession in getting it going to completely outta control (a previous life/endeavor). As for being outnumbered... well I like my women like I like my coffee, freshly ground and steamed. We'll see how it goes...thanks again for a spot on the virtual couch.

[Alien]

I like my women like I like my coffee, freshly ground and steamed.

Fresh, hey?

Okay--I think you are the smiley queen. You can find one for everything! Hmmmmm.... how bout a smiley for a guy that bets on a horse race but just as his horse is about to cross the finish line for the win an aligator slithers on to the track and his horse bolts allowing the trailing horse to come in first--oh and he needed the winnings to save the orphanage down the street from a wrecking ball... Yeah, c'mon... other than the easy way out (like disdain or disinterest or sadness for the kids) find me a smiley for that.

[coll]

Yes, Colleen. Coll for short.

Coll

[Patrick]

                                       

                                                                           

OK, that works, but why in the  would someone have made that in the first place? 

[Emeraldsky]

Yah! They always say you can't beat a dead horse, but obviously     ...you can!

(should someone be calling PETA?)