Author Topic: Bamm-O-Gram  (Read 5253 times)

Lilly_Grant

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Bamm-O-Gram
« on: June 29, 2007, 10:20:32 AM »
Dear Agent

BAMM!!!!!

You are about to read about the greatest novel ever written!  BAMM!!!!!!

It has everything!  Sex!  Love!  Humor!  Adventure!  Mystery!  More Sex!  BAMM!!!!!

This novel will forever change the world of writing and set new benchmarks which others will struggle to acheive but never quite reach. 

If you are curious (and lucky) I will send you a few samples, but not the entire work because it is just too overwhelming for a mortal reader.  BAMM!!! BAMM!!!  Besides, the post office wants to charge me (ME, can you believe it?) $200 for the postage.  Did I mention that it is 950,000 words?  BAMM!!!





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Offline Patrick

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Re: Bamm-O-Gram
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2007, 10:22:32 AM »
I am speechless. 

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Re: Bamm-O-Gram
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2007, 11:00:09 AM »
 :bash: :bash: :bash: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bonk: :bonk: :bonk:


BAM!!


Are you sure you added enough Bams?  It could use one or two more I think, to give it a bit of a kick.

Lilly_Grant

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Re: Bamm-O-Gram
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2007, 11:53:38 AM »
I did not want to over do it.  It is all about restraint.  ;D

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Re: Bamm-O-Gram
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2007, 04:54:54 PM »
 :rolf:   :clap:

Love it!!!!

Lotheus

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Re: Bamm-O-Gram
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2007, 05:48:07 PM »
I love it, Emeril! 

Cosmo

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Re: Bamm-O-Gram
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2007, 01:25:29 AM »
Whoa!  950,000 words! :o  That would be like 3200 pages!  You must be Stephen King or something

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Re: Bamm-O-Gram
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2007, 01:28:47 AM »
This one is my favorite.  BAMM!!!!