Author Topic: Ready to write!  (Read 2605 times)

Offline Rival61

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Ready to write!
« on: December 07, 2007, 03:34:02 PM »
Dear super-ajent.

You are the bestest ajent in the whole great big world. I saw a book from one of your clients at half-priced books, and it looked so intresting I almost bought it!

I havent written this earth-breaking novel yet, but I have the whole outline in my head. If you give me the word, I get started right away!

It has lots of explosions, naked girls, cute animals, lazer guns, crooked cops, naked girls, exotic locations, airplanes, naked girls, time travellers, aliens, evil politicians, conspiracy theories, naked girls, giant robots, a recipe for chocolate chip cookies, a few cartoon characters, naked girls, samarari warriors, ancient evil, a quest within a quest, naked girls, sports heroes, mega-disasters, bungie jumping, naked girls, naked girls, naked girls, and a pedophile catholic bishop. Oh, and a war also.

I know this book will sell a million copies, it has something for everyone. Please send me a $5000.00 advance so I can buy a laptop and get started!


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Re: Ready to write!
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 10:45:15 PM »
this is about half the movies now days, isn't it?