Deer agent,
I are a writer. I have writtin a new book never red by anyone yet. You ought to tell publishers about how good it be and how it will make them richer by lotsa dolars. If you want a piece of the action then you should be the teller of just how good it be to dem who do the printing of book and put em on the shelves. It snot hard atoll. Just send me a few dollars for the cost of postage and I will send it to you in a box taped shut.
Carl
