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Author Topic: Guerilla Operations North American Defense Squadron  (Read 2358 times)
Nigel_Habberdash
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« on: October 04, 2010, 01:10:48 PM »

Dear Agent,

Are you ready to get pumpt?!?
Richard Burke, Duke Manchild, and Sheldon Steele make up the rogue special forces unit known throughout the world as the Guerilla Operations North American Defense Squadron (G.O.N.A.D.S.)  Join them as they fight communism with fists and grenades.  Sometimes they use guns too.

Guerilla Operations North American Defense Squadron is complete at eleventy million words.  It is a stand alone with definite series potential.  Please request a full manuscript (unless you are some kind of girl) at your earliest convenience at broseph(at)gitpumpt(dot)com. 

Yours Truly,

Broseph McDude
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2010, 02:48:20 PM »

The sad thing is, minus the "some kind of girl" line, I can see this query garnering requests.  wink2
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2010, 04:14:47 AM »

 clap clap

Made me laugh.
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2010, 07:17:52 PM »

That's actually pretty good. Quick Draw
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2010, 05:38:18 PM »

that's pretty damn funny! rofl
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2010, 08:32:11 AM »

Made me laugh Grin but at only eleventy million words it seems a bit short wink2
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2010, 09:36:27 AM »

 Snort Love it.

We definitely need an outlet for bad queries.
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